Miss Schaffzin is a Tall, Thin, Casually Groomed White Female in No Distress

“Thank you for examining me so thoroughly at the Center for Connective Tissue Disorders last month, and for assuring me that the photograph you took of my tongue would be cropped so as to exclude any of my other distinguishing facial features.” AnĀ AGNI Online Exclusive.

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